I know that there have been wild rumors going around about how there is something truly great being created in the Tedius labs, people have been speculating about the kind of map I must have been working on with my time. People have been saying,
It'll be more fun than "Quidditch, Tanks on Brooms!"
and others,
I'll be cooler than "Road Rage (with moving traffic)", though it doesn't seem possible...
I'd just like to persuade everyone to try to be patient, we are well on track for our September 14th release date. You can't rush a masterpiece, so please, no more emails and phone calls, I can't give you any more information until then.